Now I made you feel like hell. I really am insensitive. Fuck my life I’m such a piece of shit.
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.
The thoughts are back.
I’d literally rather kill myself than fail a class.
I’m so fucking stressed.
I can’t handle this.
It’s so hard to breathe.
I fucking hate this.
This needs to not happen.
Not fucking now.
Ew fuck you go away.
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers