Now I made you feel like hell. I really am insensitive. Fuck my life I’m such a piece of shit.

Sometimes, it’s easier to tell a stranger something very personal. It`s like there’s less risk, opening yourself up to someone who doesn’t know you.
Linwood Barclay (via stxrved)

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happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

The only thing I know is this: I am full of wounds and still standing on my feet.
Nikos Kazantzakis (via thatquote)

faggity-ang:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.

and i said to my body. softly. ‘i want to be your friend.’ it took a long breath. and replied, ‘i have been waiting my whole life for this.’
nayyirah waheed  (via forlornes)

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tagged: #fucking hell

The thoughts are back.
I’d literally rather kill myself than fail a class.
I’m so fucking stressed.
I can’t handle this.

It’s so hard to breathe.
I fucking hate this.

tagged: #personal

This needs to not happen.
Not fucking now.

Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
(via aureat)

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chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

lindsaylohoean:

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

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