mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?
I ask myself this all the time (via lonexwxlf)

(Source: letargos)

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

words-of-emotion:

I don’t share what’s mine.

Damn I looked good….. I hope they screenshot
Me sending a snap but forgetting to save (via lachydoo)

(Source: gherkind)

(Source: lunardisco)

mechajophiel:

gender:it is what it is

officialwhitegirls:

do you ever discover a new word and think “this is the only word i’m going to say for the rest of my life”

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

tagged: #whoa
I can write the saddest poem of all tonight.
I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
Pablo Neruda (via flction)

fUCK

(via ecophobias)

(Source: pythons)